Time For Humor
The applicant for a job hauling freight coast-to-coast was asked if he was acquainted with the several time zones.
"Sure am," he replied, "And I'm prepared, too! In my left-hand pocket I carry a watch for Eastern Standard time. In my right-hand pocket I carry a watch for Central time. On my left wrist I carry a watch for Rocky Mountain time. On my right wrist I carry a watch for Pacific Coast time.
And in my hip pocket I carry a big old size-18 hunting case!" "What do you carry that one for" he was asked.
"My lunch is in it," replied the applicant, "A guy gets hungry keeping track of all those watches!"
"Yes-but not stone blind!"